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I think this was a bad idea.

http://enotalone.com/books/0718003586.html

i don’t know if this customer review is genuine, but i think it’s either funny or tragic or both.

a really kewl book for you life., October 11, 2003
Reviewer: from Macon, Georgia
For your infomation, I’m a Christian teenage and I really relly love Jesus cuz I know Jesus will save from hell and i think this is really kewl (cool) cuz my youth pastor before sent this Bible to me which is not easy cuz the guards don’t let him buy much stuff and even tho he knows i don’t like books very much and it tells me not to be too smart cuz it could make boys get all intimadated and stuff and i need to be a godly helper and a good housewife cuz thats what Baby Jesus wants for my life. and so like all those other girls who think they’re geniouses and stuff just read this bible for yourselve and see that you don’t need to go to college you just need to get ready to be a good wife and mother cuz that’s what God wants for you and learning to do makeup and stuff will help you get married and then have babies thats why you get married, you know, and why would you want to do anything else than what God says maybe you listen to the devil too much.

okay . . . i’m going to go out on a limb here and say . . . uh . . . what the hell?

I think it’s a fake. But a very funny fake.

I don’t know if I laughed harder at Dan’s post or Rob’s response!

I don’t think “Revolve” is really as bad as dan’s post makes it out to be. The Apostle Paul’s fashion tips in 1 Corinthians—the advice about how women should wear their hair—are very helpful and the part about the prostitute in Revelation who wears purple all the time and has the blood of the saints on her skirts and seduces Christians to enter her—that’s a good warning for teen girls not to become an evil Babylonian City when they grow up!

Quiz Time!

Which would you rather be?

a. Evil Babylonian City
b. Fat

Me!
Me!
Me!
Pick Me!

May I please be a fat evil Babylonian city?