catapult magazine

I found this on metafilter.com. This may be the funniest thing I’ve ever read on the internet. I am laughing so hard I’m crying.

Hillarious! I couldn’t even read the whole thing because I’m in a library and I was about to loose it.

I checked it out here at work. I couldn’t stop laughing. My co-workers heard me laughing and subsequently ended up reading over my shoulder. We were all laughing by the end of the third page. Then the powerful El Nino killed us and burned down our trees.