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Was anyone else as repulsed as I was upon viewing the acts of Michael Jackson hanging his baby, by its waist, over a balcony in Germany? What ramnifications will there be when he arrives back in the US? I knew the guys was strange…but really, what was the man thinking?

I, on the other hand, would love to meet him in a dark alley. Or a bright alley. What a lovely surprise that would be. Do you think he’s suicidal? drug addicted?

I’m generally not a conspiracy theorist, but I still think Michael is really LaToya. Yep.

Or, better yet, Michael Jackson makes light-skinned people look really ugly. Maybe that’s his whole point. Perhaps he’s trying to make some sort of racial, social statement?

I don’t think the man spends a whole lot of time in this dimension.